Husband Wife funny jokes

Funny Jokes of Husband & Wife

Husband Wife Jokes






Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A coin
Wife: Ok give me a coin
Husband: Wait a second
Husband: “I found Aladdin’s lamp today.”
Wife: “Wow, what did you ask for, darling?”
Husband: “I asked him to increase your brain ten times.”
Wife: “Oh, darling!! Love you so much!! Did he do that?”
Husband: “He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.”
Wife: Had your lunch?
Husband: Had your lunch?
Wife: I m asking you
Husband: I m asking you
Wife: You are copying me?
Husband: You are copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping?
Husband: I had my lunch.
A husband and wife were argueing over some issue, after much of discussion.
Wife finally said:”Tell me dear, do you want to win or do you want to be happy…?”
Argument Ended.
A wife says to her husband…. “I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear”
To which the husband replies: “Kitchen, Bathroom, Livingroom”.
Husband & Wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney
If liver fails, kidney falls.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool and controlled by remote.

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