"
I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times,
in life after life, in age after age forever - Rabindranath
Tagore
There are
three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and
those who can't."
- Seen on a bumper sticker
“Life
is like a flowing river of opportunities, It's up to you to
stand up with a bucket or with a spoon.” - -
Anonymous
"Politics
is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing
it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies." - Groucho
Marx
"When
I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;
I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow
"Always
go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to
yours." Yogi Berra
"I
told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better
with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar." -
Anonymous
Smoking
kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life." Brooke Shields
We must
laugh at man to avoid crying for him - Napoleon Bonaparte...
"Streets
full of water. Please Advise."
- by Robert Benchley, US humorist - Telegram to his editor
on arriving in Venice
"When
did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself." Peter O'Toole
"If
women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no
meaning." - Aristotle Onassi
"I
always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving
early." Charles Lamb
"I
always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving
early." Charles Lamb
In a dentist
office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you
"My
advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll
be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates
"The
nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance
with the originator which is often socially impressive."
- Kenneth Williams
If you want
to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he
gave it to - Dorothy Parker
"The
Average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she
knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.'
- Ladies' Home Journal
"The
best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
- E. Joseph Cossman
"I've
been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." - Marilyn
Munroe
"The
theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more
mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might
as well marry a younger one."
- Anonymous
Why
pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
- Steven Spielberg
"Happy
Birthday" was the first song to be performed in outer space,
sung by the Apollo IX astronauts on March 8, 1969
Success
usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau
We
must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Put
your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an
hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like
a minute. THAT'S relativity - Albert Einstein
"Marriage
is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter."
- Anonymous
